the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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