Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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