on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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