he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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