I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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