You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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