I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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