Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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