Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my phone needs a breathalizer
I smell stomach acid.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
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you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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