Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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