i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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