Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I want her autograph on my taint
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I love you.
Bad choice
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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