she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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