Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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