I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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