have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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