i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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