Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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