I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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