just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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