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(954): View more from Florida

Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...

(1-954): View more from Florida

Is this the gay conversation?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

maybe i'll see you again later :)

(774): View more from Massachusetts

I'd rather shit a knife.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.

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(310): View more from California

I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.

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(818): View more from California

Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20

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(319): View more from Iowa

I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!

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(816): View more from Missouri

First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.

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