Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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