I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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