To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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