Sponge bath it is.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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