He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
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I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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