garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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