It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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