Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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