i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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