Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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