omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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