Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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