I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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