You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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