He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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