TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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