Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.