That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
well, you know. whores of a feather.