Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.