i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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