You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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