Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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