no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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