my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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