a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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