Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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