come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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