Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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