Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
We got so high we made milksteak
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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