I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wish life had little blips of pornography
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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