I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Who died my cat blue again?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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