I want to stick my p in your. b.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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