I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I wish i was in the wii world.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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