What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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