Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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