I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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